I Really Think Everything Is Fair Game.

I Dress Normal Because I Want People To Treat Me Regular. And Their Brains Explode. It's Really Fun.

I Hope The Jews Did Kill Christ, I'd Do It Again In A Second.

Jews Are The Most Liberal, Scrappy, Civil-rightsy People There Are.

I Was Going To Get An Abortion The Other Day. I Totally Wanted An Abortion. And It Turns Out I Was Just Thirsty.

Anything Television Trivia I'm Good At. But When You're On Your Couch, You're Really Good At It, But When You're Standing There, It's Probably Scary.