I Regularly Sell Out More In England

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America Is The Only Country In The World Where You Can Burn The Flag But Can't Tear The Tag Off The Mattress.

There Are More Democratic Schmucks Than There Are Republican Ones.

The New York Times Does An Unbelievable Amount Of Damage Because Every Day Television And Radio Stations Along With The Rest Of Media Take Their Lead On The Way The News Should Be Presented Along With What Actually Is The News.

I've Got A Friend Who Is Half-jewish And Half-italian. If He Can't Buy It Wholesale, He Steals It!