I Remember Saying In College That I

I Learned More About Elections On Election Night 2000 Than I Ever Did During My 16 Years Of Schooling.

I Didn't Hang Any Pictures In My Office For A Year Because I Thought That I Would Be Jinxing Myself And Have To Take Them Down The Next Day.

I Don't Like Gadgets For Their Own Sake. I Like Gadgets That Are Tools. And I Like Simple Gadgets That Do One Thing Really Well Like A Hammer.

Stand-up Is A Real Art Form In Itself And One That I Really Think To Be Good At You Have To Devote Your Entire Life To. It's The Really, Really Good Ones That End Up Getting To Do The Things That I Like To Do: Movies, Tv Shows, And Stuff Like That. It's A Really Hard Gig And It Just Never Called To Me.

Once I Found Out How Much An Off-off-broadway Actor Makes, I Was Whoring Myself Out The Next Day.