I Remember When I Used To Be

Having A Beard Is A Good Way To Make Your Face More Susceptible To Velcro.

I Went To Law School. I Found It Interesting For The First Three Weeks.

I Have Fun Acting, And I Want To Do More Of It, And I Want To Direct My Own Movie.

I Like Fruit Baskets Because It Gives You The Ability To Mail Someone A Piece Of Fruit Without Appearing Insane. Like, If Someone Just Mailed You An Apple You'd Be Like, 'huh? What The Hell Is This?' But If It's In A Fruit Basket You're Like, 'this Is Nice!'

You Need An Audience To Help You Figure Out What's Working And What's Worth Putting On Your Album Or Your Special - Or Even Just What's Worth Touring With.