I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked

We Want Five Thousand Dollars Or You'll See Your Kid Again.

Group Sex, Are You Kidding, I Had Group Sex - My Wife Screwed In Front Of The Jury.

I Could Tell My Parents Hated Me. My Bath Toys Were A Toaster And A Radio.

I Feel Sorry For Short People, You Know. When It Rains, They're The Last To Know.

I Was An Ugly Kid; When I Was Born, After The Doctor Cut The Cord, He Hung Himself.