I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked

I Tell Ya, I Knew My Morning Wasn't Going Right. When I Put On My Shirt The Button Fell Off, When I Picked Up My Briefcase, The Handle Fell Off, I Tell Ya, I Was Afraid To Go To The Bathroom.

Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

Hey Everybody, We're All Gonna Get Laid!

Comedy Is A Camouflage For Depression.

If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.