I Saved A Girl From Being Attacked

She Was Old Too, When She Went To School They Didn't Have History.

Well With Girls I Don't Get No Respect. I Had A Blind Date. I Waited Two Hours On The Corner. A Girl Walked By. I Said Are You Louise? She Said, Are You Rodney? I Said, Yeah. She Said, I'm Not Louise.

I Went To A Massage Parlor, It Was Self Service.

When I Was Born The Doctor Took One Look At My Face, Turned Me Over And Said, "look, Twins!"

I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."