Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

I Once Asked A Policeman How Far It Was To The Subway. He Said, "i Don't Know, No One Has Ever Made It".

When I Was Kidnapped As A Child My Parents Sent A Letter To The Hijackers Me Pay 5,000 Dollars Or Your Back

When My Wife Drives, There's Always Trouble. The Other Day She Took The Car. She Came Home. She Told Me, There's Water In The Carburetor. I Asked Her, Where's The Car? She Said, In A Lake.

You Can Name Your Own Salary In This Business. I Call Mine Fred.

One Night I Asked A Cabbie To Take Me Where The Action Is, He Took Me To My House.