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A Car Alarm Is A Way For A Car To Tell Everyone That Its Owner Is An Asshole.

Never Forget Where You Came From. That's What I Think When I Walk Into A Cave.

If I Ever Saw An Amputee Getting Hanged, I'd Probably Just Start Calling Out Letters.

Whenever I Try To Spell 'banana,' I Feel Stupid Because I Don't Know When To End It.

I Saw A Door That Said Exit Only. So I Entered Through It And Went Up To The Guy Working There And Said "i Have Good News. You Have Severely Underestimated That Door Over There. By Like A Hundred Percent."