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There Were Times, Earlier In My Career, Where I Didn't Have The Wherewithal To Self-edit, And I Probably Said Things And Pushed The Limits To Places Where People Might Be Put Off. But That's Truly Part Of Developing As An Artist.

Start Each Day Out The Holy Way..with Christ Chex, It's A Miracle In A Bowl. Just Open The Box And You Hear Ahhhhh....and Then A Lil' Angel Flies Out And Says 'good Morning, Life Is Beautiful!'.

Text A Guy You Like Right Now, "i'm Thinking About You." If He Says, "mmm Are You In Bed?" Never Speak To Him Again He's A Lifelong Moron.

People Know I Have A Good Time On Stage. I Love My Life. I Love My Job.

If You're Drunk Please Don't Drive. If You're On Shrooms Please Don't Think Walmart's A Prison For Bad Clothing That Needs Help Escaping.