I Say I Don't Sleep With Married

I Used To Collect Vintage Clothing - Exquisite Lace Dresses, Embroidered Shawls And Ornate Jewelry - But That's Just Not Me Any More.

I Say I Don't Sleep With Married Men, But What I Mean Is That I Don't Sleep With Happily Married Men.

I Had A Husband Who, I'm Convinced, Was An Undiagnosed Manic Depressive. He Didn't Treat Me As If I Had A Brain - I Was Just This Beautiful Little Doll He Could Show Off.

Think Of Your Pension And Start Saving. Like My Father, I Have Been A Spendthrift, And I Regret That.

I Am As Far From A Hypochondriac As You Could Ever Be.