I See As White People Finding Loopholes

Right Now, My Job Is That I'm Like An Ambulance Chaser. I've Got To Look For Movies With White Guys Falling Out Of Them.

When You've Been On A Ghetto Diet Your Entire Life, You're Just Happy To Get A Large Soda Instead Of A Medium.

I Ain't Shootin' Nobody. So Call Me A Faggot! When The War's Over, I'll Be The Faggot With Two Legs, Thank You!

Here's What I Knew About Doing A Play: I Knew It Would Make Me A Better Actor.

I'm A Nerd. I'm A Little Guy... The Last Guy You'd Expect In A Romantic Movie.