Right Now, My Job Is That I'm

Hollywood's Racist. Hollywood Is Sorority Racist. It's Like - We Like You, Rhonda, But You're Not A Kappa.

Money Is The Best Lotion In The World.

I'm Severely Overrated. I'm Just Above A Hack.

If You See A Black Woman With An Overweight White Man, You Know She Got Effed Up Credit!

Men Lie The Most, Women Tell The Biggest Lies... A Man's Lie Is, "i'm At Tony House, I Was At Kenny House!" A Woman Lie Is Like, "it's Your Baby!"