I'm Severely Overrated. I'm Just Above A

Most Parts In Comedy, They're Not Really Written For Men. They're Written For, Like, These Boy-men.

If You’re A Black Christian, You Have A Real Short Memory.

Kids Always Act Up The Most Before They Go To Sleep.

I See Guys Who Can't Make 10 Percent Of What I Make, And Yet They Have Four Bentleys, Three Houses, And Four Bodyguards.

The Two Best Things You Can Do For A Person Is Have Sex Or Make Them Laugh.