I See Guys Who Can't Make 10

You Can Only Offend Me If You Mean Something To Me.

Black People Dominate Sports In The United States. 20% Of The Population And 90% Of The Final Four.

I Don't Think My Comedy Is That Political. It's More Social. But Whatever. When You Make Comedy And You Do Stand-up, You Work Alone. Movies Have To Go Under So Much Scrutiny. A Stand-up Special Is A Vision, And A Movie Is A Consensus In A Lot Of Ways.

I Live Way Below My Means.

If A Woman Tells You She's Twenty And Looks Sixteen, She's Twelve. If She Tells You She's Twenty-six And Looks Twenty-six, She's Damn Near Fourty.