I See Myself As 38, But You

In England, I Was A Cockney Actor. In America, I Was An Actor.

Do I Believe In God? Yes I Do. When You've Had A Life Like Mine, You Have To.

Funny Things Happen To You In Movies For Silly Reasons.

I've Got A Lot Of Back-up Because My Father Was A Catholic, My Mother Was A Protestant, I Was Educated By Jews And I'm Married To A Muslim. So I Won't Lose Out On A Technicality.

We Can Only Use British Actors Because Everybody's Got To Talk Exactly The Same.