I Should Only Have Been As Lucky

All Kinds Of Celebrities, Political Ones As Well, Are Increasingly Being Targeted. In This Country, With All The Countless Guns.

I Was Wearing Corn Plasters Above And Below My Toes And Taping My Ankles Twice.

I Can't Date Women My Own Age Any More - I Hate Going To Cemeteries.

If You Can Believe It, Hollywood Wanted To Change My Birthdate. I Was Born After Valentine's Day, So They Wanted To Change It To February 14. A Latin Lover Should Be Born On Valentine's Day. I Said No.

I Should Remember More, And I Have A Pretty Good Memory.