I Can't Date Women My Own Age

I Should Remember More, And I Have A Pretty Good Memory.

If You Can Believe It, Hollywood Wanted To Change My Birthdate. I Was Born After Valentine's Day, So They Wanted To Change It To February 14. A Latin Lover Should Be Born On Valentine's Day. I Said No.

A Joke A Day Keeps The Gloom Away!

The Thin Man Was A Good Break, Because It Was Highly Popular. I Played A Gigolo In It.

Due To A Big Bust In Cuba, My Father's Business Suffered Badly, So I Was Free To Choose My Own Career. I Became A Professional Dancer, And I Went On The Road And Started Making Real Money.