I Can't Date Women My Own Age

I'm 86 And My Doctor Used To Tell Me To Slow Down - At Least He Did Until He Dropped Dead.

Because Of My Age And Because There's More Work On The Small Screen. What It's Missing In Quality It Makes Up For In Quantity. From An Actor's Selfish Point Of View.

If My Father's Business Hadn't Gone Broke, I'd Be Exporting Nuts, Bolts And Sugar Machinery Right Now. What An Awful Thought!

I Can't Date Women My Own Age Any More - I Hate Going To Cemeteries.

I'm Satisfied To Go In At The Bottom - That's The Best Way To Learn What Things Are All About.