I'm 86 And My Doctor Used To

If You Can Believe It, Hollywood Wanted To Change My Birthdate. I Was Born After Valentine's Day, So They Wanted To Change It To February 14. A Latin Lover Should Be Born On Valentine's Day. I Said No.

I Was Supposed To Be A Romancer, Either Wooing The Leading Lady Or Competing With The Leading Man For Her.

I Know Raft Did Have Some Genuine Affairs With Actresses.

In The Future, All Robots Will Act Like Don Knotts.

I'm 86 And My Doctor Used To Tell Me To Slow Down - At Least He Did Until He Dropped Dead.