I Sit On My Duff, Smoke Cigarettes

I Sit On My Duff, Smoke Cigarettes And Watch Tv. I'm Not Exactly A Poster Girl For Healthy Living.

The Idea Of Running Around And Screaming About Jason Voorhees Trying To Kill You Was Fun.

I Thought I Wanted To Be A Brain Surgeon Until I Realized All The Schooling It Required. I Didn't Like School Very Much So I Had To Come Up With Something Else.

It Doesn't Take Much To Make Me Happy.

Men With Style Are Great Because They Have A Sense Of Self.