I Spend Most Of My Free Time

I Hate Decaffeinated Coffee. It's Useless Brown Water.

Over The Weekend, Of Course, Down There In Washington, D.c., They Had The Big White House Correspondents' Dinner. Do You Know Who Was Really Funny? President Obama. So Funny, In Fact, He Has Already Been Promised 'the Tonight Show' In Five Years.

How Would Trump Travel As President? Obviously, He'd Use Hair Force One.

I Haven't Reached Nirvana Yet, But I've Been To Detroit.

According To A New Survey, People Who Get Divorced Die Early. People Who Stay Married Live Longer. The Difference Is They Just Wish They Were Dead.