I Spent A Year In A 12-step

There Are Two Things That I Know For Certain Guys Are Good For: Pushing Swings And Killing Insects.

I Was Born Imagining Myself With An Apron On, With Pies Cooling On The Window Sill And Babies Crying Upstairs. I Thought That All That Stuff Would Somehow Anchor Me To The Planet, That It Was The Weight I Needed To Keep From Just Flying Off Into Space.

I Am Someone Who Will Rise To An Occasion Like That. Other Occasions Can Defeat Me.

Nobody Wants To Read About A Good-looking Happy Person.

Still, The Word "boyfriend" Starts To Sound Pathetic After Age 30.