I Started My Career In A Town

I'm Going Out With These Old Guys. One Guy Gave Me A Hickey And Left His Teeth In My Neck. Another Man, We Were Having A Perfectly Lovely Dinner; He Looked Up And Me And Went: You're Not My Wife! Another Guy Died During Dinner. I Had To Go In His Pocket To Get The American Express Card. Then You Wonder: What Would He Tip? Another Guy Said: I Want You To Meet My Family, And Took Me To The Cemetery.

I Have So Little Sex Appeal That My Gynecologist Calls Me "sir."

Forty For You, Sixty For Me. And Equal Partners We Will Be.

Elizabeth Taylor's So Fat She Puts Mayonnaise On Aspirin.

Boy George Is All England Needs. Another Queen Who Can't Dress.