I Started My Career In A Town

The Psychic Scars Caused By Believing That You Are Ugly Leave A Permanent Mark On Your Personality.

Anyone That Says Looks Don't Count Is Lying. Of Course They Do. Even Babies Go To The Attractive Face. It's The Way Humans Work.

If You Don't Think You're Funny, No One Else Will.

Here's A Thanksgiving Tip. Generally, Your Turkey Is Not Cooked Enough If It Passes You The Cranberry Sauce.

My Body Is Dropping So Fast, My Gynecologist Wears A Hard Hat.