I Still Do My Comedy And My

A Lot Of People Are Too Easily Offended. Religious People, For Instance. They've Been Offending Other People For Centuries.

The Religion In Scotland Is One Of The Most Patronising Things... After The Weather.

I Don't Have Wild Dogs Chasing People With Scripts Away From My Door. I Get My Share. I've Done Okay. But I Usually Do Independent Stuff Because That's Mostly What I'm Offered.

I'm Not Going To Throw Away The Hand Of Friendship To Suit 100 Trotskyites In Glasgow.

I Can't Believe In Christianity, But I Think Jesus Was A Wonderful Teacher.