I Still Have Highs And Lows, Maybe

In The Big Picture, Life Has A Gap In It. It Just Does. You Don't Go Crazy Trying To Fill It.

If You Take A Shower With Your Boyfriend, I Guarantee By The Time You Step Out Of That Shower, Your Breasts Will Be Sparkling Clean.

I Just Look Like A Transvestite When I Try To Dress Up. There's No Place To Hide My Balls.

I Didn't Feel So Different Until Maybe, Like, Around Third Grade. Kids Started Blaming Me For My People Killing Jesus.

I'm So Glad Courtney Love Is Here; I Left My Crack In My Other Purse.