I Strapped An Mp3 Player To One

You Want What You Can't Have. And If Someone's Being Shitty To You, Just Move On. If Someone's Being Shitty To You, No Matter How Great They Are, That's Shitty, And You Don't Want Be With Someone Who Treats You Shitty.

Why Would Anyone Get Married And Have Babies? That's The Dumbest Idea I've Ever Heard In My Life. Or The Scariest Thing I've Ever Heard In My Life.

I Have A Couple Of 'doing Caps' In My Wallet. That's What I Call Condoms.

Most People Would Say 'the Deets', But I Say 'the Tails'. Just Another Example Of Innovation.

I Think Absurdist Humor Is Funny.