I Stuck My Head Out The Window

My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge Club... I Jump Off Next Tuesday.

Steak And Sex, My Favorite Pair. I Get Them Both Very Rare.

I Told My Wife A Man Is Like Wine, He Gets Better With Age. She Locked Me In The Cellar.

I Once Had A Problem ... So I Tried Group Sex. Now I Have A New Problem - Who To Thank.

When We Got Married, The First Thing My Wife Did Was Put Everything Under Both Names - Hers And Her Mother's.