I Stuck My Head Out The Window

Man, Who Don't Like Spaghetti?

If You Could Learn To Make Love, I Could Fire The Chauffer.

I Found There Was Only One Way To Look Thin: Hang Out With Fat People.

I Was So Ugly My Parents Had To Hang A Pork Chop Around My Neck To Get The Dog To Play With Me.

My Wife She's Fat. Why, If She Lost A Few Pounds, She'd Be Perfectly Round.