My Wife Made Me Join A Bridge

My Cousins Gay, He Went To London Only To Find Out That Big Ben Was A Clock.

My Mom Took Me To A Dog Show And I Won!!

I Told My Wife 'hey Honey Come On, Let's Make Love Like The Old Days.' She Asked Me For 50 Bucks.

You Don't Know Who To Believe. Like Abraham Lincoln. He Said All Men Were Created Equal. He Never Went To A Nude Beach.

My Family Was A Bunch Of Drunks. When I Was Six I Came Up Missing, They Put My Picture On A Bottle Of Scotch.