I Suppose I Shouldn't Go Around Admitting

I Dont Know How To Read. I Get All My News From Jon Stewart Every Day.

Just When Did I Get To The Point When Staying At A Hotel Wasn't Fun?

I Don't Like That Whole "art Should Challenge You" Thing. Because I Don't Feel Like Art Actually Does Challenge You. I Was A Semiotics Major At Brown, And There's This Idea That Stories Are Better, Books Are Better, And Movies Are Better If They Cocked You Off Your Axis And You Were Completely Disoriented And You'd Really Have To Rethink Everything.

I Just Feel Like There's So Many Movies I Haven't Seen That I Want To See, That I Would Never Go Back To The Same One. It's Funny Because All My Friends, They Have Movies That They've Seen Over And Over Again.

For Me To Do A Story, Something Has To Happen To Someone. It's A Story In The Way You Learn What A Story Is In Third Grade, Where There Is A Person And Things Happen To Them And Then Something Big Happens And They Realize Something New.