I Suppose The Human Race Is Doing

One Of The Most Important Things To Remember About Infant Care Is: Don't Change Diapers In Midstream.

We Pay For The Mistakes Of Our Ancestors, And It Seems Only Fair That They Should Leave Us The Money To Pay With.

Happiness Is The Interval Between Periods Of Unhappiness.

Life's Too Damn Funny For Me To Explain.

Too Many Creatures Both Insects And Humans Estimate Their Own Value By The Amount Of Minor Irritation They Are Able To Cause To Greater Personalities Than Themselves.