I Take A Breath When I Have

When I'm Asked How To Succeed In Show Business, I Always Say I Haven't The Foggiest

There Have Been People Who Have Tried To Take Advantage Of Me. They Want To Be Linked To Me Just Because I'm Ethel Merman.

Music, In The Past Few Years... Anything Singable Or Understandable Is Square.

My Career At Warner Brothers Consisted Of One Musical Short Subject. I Was Running Around In A Bear Skin. Very Chic.

I Remember Tallulah (bankhead) Telling Of Going Into A Public Ladies' Room And Discovering There Was No Toilet Tissue. She Looked Underneath The Booth And Said To The Lady In The Next Stall, 'i Beg Your Pardon, Do You Happen To Have Any Toilet Tissue In There?' The Lady Said No. So Tallulah Said, 'well, Then, Dahling, Do You Have Two Fives For A Ten?'