When I'm Asked How To Succeed In

I Can Hold A Note As Long As The Chase National Bank.

I Told Her That There Was Something About Christmas Carols That Always Brought Tears To My Eyes. I Added That I Also Cry At Weddings. To Me Weddings Are Very Solemn Occasions. I Should Have Cried At A Couple Of My Own.

The Slapdash Way Producers Used To Assemble A Show Seems A Little Unbelievable When We Talk About Them Now

At One Time I Smoked, But In 1959 I Couldn't Think Of Anything Else To Give Up For Lent So I Stopped - And I Haven't Had A Cigarette Since.

I Work As Often As I Want And Yet I'm Free As A Bird