I Tell People That I've Now Done

You Can't Do Anything In Life. The Social Barriers In Life Are So Intense And Horrific That Every Encounter Is Just Fraught With So Many Problems And Dread. Every Social Situation Is A Potential Nightmare.

I'd Much Rather Be On Stage Talking To A Couple Of Retards For Twenty Bucks Than Sitting At My Desk Thinking Up Jokes For...well Let's Say A Few Dollars More.

Who Do You Think Has More Freedom: The Married Man In America Or The Single Man In Communist China?

I Once Stopped To Pick Up A Girl, And Then There Was This Creepy-looking Guy Standing Behind The Bushes Waiting To Jump Out And Get In, Too. So I Just Quickly Drove Away.

Let's Not Forget, I Got Divorced.