I Thank You For Not Snoring.

Working With Any Actor Is Like Working With A Monkey.

Too Much Success Can Ruin You As Surely As Too Much Failure.

Acting Serves As The Quintessential Social Lubricant And A Device For Protecting Our Interests And Gaining Advantage In Every Aspect Of Life.

The Most Repulsive Thing You Could Ever Imagine Is The Inside Of A Camel's Mouth. That And Watching A Girl Eat Octopus Or Squid.

I Don't Know What People Expect When They Meet Me. They Seem To Be Afraid That I'm Going To Piss In The Potted Palm And Slap Them On The Ass.