Would People Applaud Me If I Was

I Don't Mind That I'm Fat. You Still Get The Same Money.

I Thank You For Not Snoring.

The Only Reason I'm In Hollywood Is That I Don't Have The Moral Courage To Refuse The Money.

Food Has Always Been My Friend. When I Wanted To Feel Better Or Had A Crisis In My Life, I Opened The Icebox.

Acting, In General, Is Something Most People Think They're Incapable Of, But They Do It From Morning To Night. The Subtlest Acting I've Ever Seen Is By Ordinary People Trying To Show They Feel Something They Don't, Or Trying To Hide Something. It's Something Everyone Learns At An Early Age.