I Think A Lot Of Stuff I

A Car Alarm Is A Way For A Car To Tell Everyone That Its Owner Is An Asshole.

I Was Stuck In Traffic And I Looked In The Mirror And In The Car Behind Me There Was A Couple Having A Horrible Argument And Right Below Their Image It Said "objects In Mirror Are Closer Than They Appear". I Just Thought, Man I Hope So Because She Was Pretty Mad.

I Wanna See A Snake Eat Spaghetti.

Coffee Is Like A Bra. 3 Cups Is One Too Many.

You Are Ten Times More Likely To Get Hit By A Car When The Driver Is Aiming For You.