It's Very Easy To Turn A Toy

People Only Mention It's A Free Country If They're Doing Something Shitty.

I Ordered A Wake-up Call The Other Day. The Phone Rang And A Woman's Voice Said, 'what The Hell Are You Doing With Your Life?'

The Problem With Most People, Is That They Are Most People.

The Easiest Time To Add Insult To Injury Is When You're Signing Somebody's Cast.

Artistically, I Find Jokes Really Satisfying Aesthetically, Because There's Something Great About Getting An Idea Down To A Sentence Or Two.