It's Very Easy To Turn A Toy

Now I Got A Time Machine At Home. It Only Goes Foreword At Regular Speed. It's Essentially A Cardboard Box And On The Outside I Wrote Time Machine In Sharpie.

A Car Alarm Is A Way For A Car To Tell Everyone That Its Owner Is An Asshole.

Separate But Equal Is Terrible For Education But It's Perfect For Eyebrows.

Canoe Plus Waterfall Equals I Don't Go Camping Anymore.

To Make A Squirrel Look Less Uptight, Put Tiny Sunglasses On It.