It's Very Easy To Turn A Toy

Vampires Probably Don't Have Great Breath.

What's This About Rice Milk? I Didn't Even Know Rice Had Nipples!

Let No Man's Deathbed Be A Futon.

It's Thursday And It Really Feels Like A Thursday. Sometimes Things Just Work Out.

The Planets. Now Footnote, I'm Including Pluto In The Planets, Because I Think It's Terrible What They Did To Pluto. And It's Still A Planet To Me. I Grew Up With Pluto As A Planet, It Will Always Be A Planet.