I Think A Lot Of The Time

I Have Tried... Believe Me, I Have Tried To Like Rap Music. It Makes Me Feel So Very, Very Old. I Have Tried To Get Home With The Downies.

Don't You Dare Use Party As A Verb In My Shop

You See The Button With The Guy With The Tray, And You Push It, And He Arrives With A Sandwich! And You Think: "yes! Yes! I Control Sandwich Monkey! I Live In Magic Land, Magic Land, Magic Land"

You Know It's A Sad Day When Your Child Looks At You And Asks 'daddy, Are These Organic?'

We Are Both Drawn To Surreal Situations So The Writing Was A Joy.