I Think Anytime You Start Relying On

Journalism Is Straying Into Entertainment.

You Don't Notice The Referee During The Game Unless He Makes A Bad Call.

Most People Treat The News Media Like The Exercise Bike They Have In Their Basement. They're Glad It's There But They Never Use It.

We Usually Break Our Records Every Monday, So We'll See What Turns Up Tonight After Midnight. Next Month It'll Probably Be Higher, Which Is Always Weird.

I Love Sweden. The Entire World Should Be Like Sweden. They All Like To Drink And Get Naked, And The Women Are Hot. I Can't Think Of A Better Nation On The Planet.