I Think Beating Someone To Death With

I Did Stand-up Comedy For Seventeen Years. I Need To Explore Other Things.

Why Do They Call It The Restroom? Is There Anybody Just Resting In This Room?

I'm Really Great In Other Peoples Relationships.

I Was Very Good At Kickball ... I Was Wonderful At Ah Doing That Kick And Your Leg Goes Up And Your Shoe Went On Top Of The School

Even When I Go To A Salad Bar, I Need To Feel Like I'm One Of The First People There.