I Think Foosball Is A Combination Of

If Carrots Got You Drunk, Rabbits Would Be Messed-up.

I Ate One Anchovy, And That Is Why I Did Not Eat Two Anchovies.

I Went To A Restaurant With My Friend, And He Said, "pass The Salt." I Said, "screw You! Sit Closer To The Salt."

We're Gonna Have To Sweeten Some Of These Jokes For The Cd. You Know What Sweeten Means, Right? Sweeten Is A Show-biz Term For "add Sugar To".

I Got Two Stools, In Case I Want To Sit Down And Sit Down Again On Something Else.