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Libertarians Believe Consenting Adults Have The Right To Do Whatever They Choose, Except Band Together.

My Parents Were Very Protective. I Couldn't Even Cross The Street Without Them Getting All Excited, And Placing Bets.

When I Was 10, I Beat Up The School Bully. His Arms Were In Casts. That's What Gave Me The Courage.

Recently, I've Ventured Into The Mammal Family - So That's Good For My Sex Life.

I Love To Go Down To The Schoolyard And Watch All The Little Children Jump Up And Down And Run Around Yelling And Screaming. They Don't Know I'm Only Using Blanks.