I Think I'll Have A Large Order

Brought Up To Respect The Conventions, Love Had To End In Marriage. I'm Afraid It Did.

Everybody Has A Heart. Except Some People.

At 50, I Thought Proudly: Here We Are, Half Century! Being 60 Was Fairly Frightening. You Want To Know How I Spent My 70th Birthday? I Put On A Completely Black Face, A Fuzzy Black Afro Wig, Wore Black Clothes And Hung A Black Wreath On My Door.

It's A Rare Man Who Can Stand Being Around An Intelligent Woman, Let Alone Married To Her.

I Never Did Pal Around With Actresses. Their Talk Usually Bored Me To Tears.