I Think If I Weren't So Beautiful,

I'm A Very Bad Citizen. I've Never Even Voted.

Cosmetic Surgery Is Terrifying. It Never Looks Good. Those Women Look Weird. They Look In The Mirror And Think They Look Great, But They Don't See What We See. I Think It's Hideous. They Scare Small Children.

I Love My Kids And Would Rather Be With Them Than Anyone In The Whole Wide World.

I Have Very Old-fashioned Tastes.

I Have Done A Lot Of Theater.