I Think If You're Lucky Enough To

Maintenance Is What You Have To Do Just So You Can Walk Out The Door Knowing That If You Go To The Market And Bump Into A Guy Who Once Rejected You, You Won't Have To Hide Behind A Stack Of Canned Food. I Don't Mean To Be Too Literal About This.

In My Sex Fantasy, Nobody Ever Loves Me For My Mind.

I'll Have What She's Having

Why Do People Write Books That Say It's Better To Be Older Than To Be Younger? It's Not Better. Even If You Have All Your Marbles, You're Constantly Reaching For The Name Of The Person You Met The Day Before Yesterday.

The Senior Moment Has Become The Google Moment, And It Has A Much Nicer, Hipper, Younger, More Contemporary Sound, Doesn't It? By Handling The Obligations Of The Search Mechanism, You Almost Prove You Can Keep Up.