I Think It's About Time We Gave

Koolaid Is Goyish. All Drake's Cakes Are Goyish. Pumpernickel Is Jewish, And, As You Know, White Bread Is Very Goyish. Instant Potatoes - Goyish. Black Cherry Soda's Very Jewish. Macaroons Are Very Jewish - Very Jewish Cake. Fruit Salad Is Jewish. Lime Jell-o Is Goyish. Lime Soda Is Very Goyish. Trailer Parks Are So Goyish That Jews Won't Go Near Them.

Today's Comedian Has A Cross To Bear That He Built Himself. A Comedian Of The Older Generation Did An Act And He Told The Audience, This Is My Act. Today's Comic Is Not Doing An Act. The Audience Assumes He's Telling The Truth. What Is Truth Today May Be A Damn Lie Next Week.

I Think It's About Time We Gave Up Religion And Got Back To God.

To Say Whatever Nonsense Comes Into Your Head Without Any Repercussions Has Got To Be A Bigger High Than Heckling A Movie Screen In A Darkened Theater.

I Know What "custody" [of The Children] Means. "get Even." That's All Custody Means. Get Even With Your Old Lady.