I Think It's About Time We Gave

My Only Challenge Was To Tell My Truth, Man... Figure Out What I Had To Say. These Days, It's Not Enough To Boost That Roomful Of Strangers. The Young Comic Spends All Their Time Trying To Sound Different From The Million Other Jokesters Grabbing For The Mic.

Sex And Obscenity Are Not Synonymous.

Once You Sleep On Feathers You Can't Go Back To Sleeping On The Floor.

All My Humor Is Based Upon Destruction And Despair. If The Whole World Were Tranquil, Without Disease And Violence, I’d Be Standing On The Breadline Right In Back Of J. Edgar Hoover.

If I Just Stuck To Pot I Might Have Found Out What A Drag Being An Aging Hipster Actually Was.