I Think It's Just Too Much Trouble

I Was Never Very Interested In Boys - And There Were Plenty Of Them - Vying With One Another To See How Many Famous Women They Would Get Into The Hay.

There Was More Good Acting At Hollywood Parties Than Ever Appeared On The Screen.

What A Fool I Was To Come To Hollywood Where They Only Understand Platinum Blondes And Where Legs Are More Important Than Talent.

An Affair Now And Then Is Good For A Marriage. It Adds Spice, Stops It From Getting Boring... I Ought To Know.

Oh, Don't Let's Ask For The Moon. We've Already Got The Stars.