She Did It The Hard Way.

Some Young Hollywood Starlets Remind Me Of My Grandmother's Old Farmhouse -- All Painted Up Nice On The Front Side, A Big Swing On The Backside, And Nothing Whatsoever In The Attic.

I've Always Liked Men Better Than Women.

She's The Original Good Time Who Was Had By All.

I Will Not Retire While I've Still Got My Legs And My Make-up Box.

The Secret Of Marriage Is: Separate Bedrooms And Separate Bathrooms.