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There Are New Words Now That Excuse Everybody. Give Me The Good Old Days Of Heroes And Villains, The People You Can Bravo Or Hiss. There Was A Truth To Them That All The Slick Credulity Of Today Cannot Touch.

Some Young Hollywood Starlets Remind Me Of My Grandmother's Old Farmhouse -- All Painted Up Nice On The Front Side, A Big Swing On The Backside, And Nothing Whatsoever In The Attic.

The Only Reason Anyone Goes To Broadway Is Because They Can't Get Work In The Movies.

Gay Liberation? I Ain't Against It, It's Just That There's Nothing In It For Me.

Oh, Don't Let's Ask For The Moon. We've Already Got The Stars.