I Think Marriage Is Ghastly.

My Grandfather Was Born In India And Three Generations Of My Family Served There.

I Went To Boarding School At Seven And Cried And Cried.

Why Are Men Talking About What Clothes They're Wearing? It's So Unmanly, I Think. It's Like Versailles Before The Revolution, Without The Style.

Being Gay And Being A Woman Has One Big Thing In Common, Which Is That We Both Become Invisible After The Age Of 42. Who Wants A Gay 50-year-old? No One, Let Me Tell You.

As A Kid I Would Be Put To Bed When My Parents Had Guests And Because I Was Such A Show-off I Would Go To My Mum's Room, Put On Her Nightdress And Jackie Onassis Shawl, Run Downstairs, Go Outside, Ring The Doorbell And Pretend To Be One Of The Guests. I'd Say, 'hello, I'm Mrs. So-and-so.