I Think Michael Moore Is A Hero.

All Of A Sudden I Discovered That I'm Allergic To Caviar. It Was The Perfect Metaphor For My Life. When I Was Only Able To Afford Bad Caviar, I Could Certainly Eat My Fill Of It.

I Just Feed Off The Energy Of The Audience.

When You're Not Concerned With Succeeding, You Can Work With Complete Freedom.

Woody Allen Likes To Do A Lot Of Master Shots. He Likes To Get The Whole Thing In One Take, And So You Could Be Going Along Doing A Scene, And Then The Next To Last Line, All Of A Sudden, You Stumble, And You Have To Go Back To First Base.

Most People Are Completely Unaware Of Their Breath. They Violate Your Space, They Have No Idea That They Have Halitosis.