I Think Michael Moore Is A Hero.

I Was Planning On My Future As A Homeless Person. I Had A Really Good Spot Picked Out.

I'm A Walking, Talking Enigma. We're A Dying Breed.

I Like To Be Quiet, And Let People Find Me Rather Than Having To Shout At Them.

I Don't Think Anyone Really Is Interested In Reading About My Emotional State. It's Not Even Interesting To Me.

Sure, Being A Reservist Wasn't As Glamorous, But I Was The One Who Had To Look At Myself In The Mirror.