I Think My Friend Jeff Is Gay.

Halloween Is Just A Made Up Holiday, Created By The Razor Blade Industry.

My Ex-girlfriend Owned A Parakeet…oh My God, That F**king Thing Would Never Shut Up. But The Bird Was Cool.

I Don't Think People Shouldn't Try To Be Edgy, But You Have To Take What The Audience Says To You In Consideration.

I Feel Like Every First Episode Of A Tv Show Is Bad, You Know, And It Always Improves.

Do Whatever You Want To Do, Whenever You Want To Do It